Being faster than a sloth isn't much of an accomplishment, however, carrying a sloth sounds pretty cool. Now you can carry your own personal sloth around your neck, which is probably how they travel in the wild, and impress all of your friends with your style.
Each Super Sloth Necklace listing is unique. Refer to the first photo to figure out which sloth speaks to you. Cuz that's the one I'll be shipping.