Did you know about the rivalry between Eggs and Eggplants? I do. And it's intense. I can't really get into all that right now, because there's an Egg staring at me, but listen to me: don't you dare batter an eggplant the next time your thinking of making fried eggplant. Just. Don't. Do. It.
You Should consider if you want a magnet or an ornament.
