Meet my Grumpy Garlic. He wasn't always this way. I brought him home, and he was as happy as could be, then I forgot to use him before he sprouted and he's been grumpy ever since. Always use your garlic before it sprouts, now I've got a tiny grouch living in my kitchen. Maybe you'd have better luck with him?
Needle felted garlic can be hung by his loop or magnetized. He has his bendy legs and arms, good for accusatory pointing.