The problem with work is that your coworkers either exist in perpetuity or you're locked away in your "home office" which is really just what you used to call "the dog's room" and frankly, should have stayed that way.
In either scenario I suggest you need a friend. Someone to listen, someone to grab lunch with, someone to look into their tiny eyes and know it will all work out in the end.
That's where desk buddies come in. One of a kind creations to bring you a little joy in your day to day. Each has a unique personality and can't wait to meet you.
BY THE WAY: these are not toys. They have small parts and could do major damage to kids who like to put everything into their mouths. They will also not withstand pet attacks. Just an FYI on that one. It's a sad day to find that your cat destroyed your new best friend.